Saturday, June 2, 2018

Hello again

Sorry for not posting for so long. I have absolutely no excuse, since school is out now. What have I been doing with my life? I learned how to play mahjong. I've been drawing a lot, mostly characters, but I've been working on settings as well. I've been working on learning Japanese and Italian.

You know what I haven't been doing? Writing. I signed up for a creative writing class in July (three weeks living on a college campus, pretty snazzy), and I know it involves a lot of poetry as well as PRESENTING (*internal screaming*), so I need to actually try and write some decent poetry. I might post some on here, who knows.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Here's Some Art


Rubber Ducks and Surgery

My freshman year is almost over! I have seven days left. Today was the last day for the seniors, which means today was SENIOR PRANK DAY! This year, the seniors filled the fountain in the courtyard with squeaky rubber ducks. Almost everyone in the school had some, and we were squeaking them all day. The assistant principal (let's call him Mr. Fox), who has NO sense of humor, was super pissed off about all the rubber ducks, so he went though to almost every class with a trash can demanding that people turn in their ducks. A lot of people didn't though- one girl would stick her hand in her purse and squeak her duck whenever Mr. Fox walked by, and he'd freak out but never realize it was her. It was really funny to watch Mr. Fox get so angry about rubber ducks- when he walked into the lunch room, everyone immediately started tossing them around, and he yelled at us for a solid minute or two, but it's hard to take a guy seriously when he's yelling about rubber ducks.

My science teacher this year is a little nuts. Ok, she's really nuts- she blew up 34 toilets her senior year in high school because she should have been valedictorian, but wasn't (because she was from out of town). Her lab is a mess- there are mountains of dirty lab equipment on her counters, she has a tank of dead fish, and her shelves are lined with jars of dead things. Today, I went to ask her a question and saw she was watching a video of a surgery. I joked, "Is this how you how you spend your free time?", and she responded, very enthusiastically, that yes, she just LOVES watching surgeries, and her favorites are vasectomies and reverse vasectomies. She then pulled up a new video (of an umbilical hernia being repaired) and had me watch it with her. It was actually really interesting, but the best part was that my teacher would LAUGH and make comments like "They just pushed his belly button back in! Pop!". One time, a guy in my class, Davy, wasn't at school because he was being operated on. Someone asked what happened to him, and the science teacher didn't hesitate to project a diagram of the testicles onto the whiteboard and explain, in detail, exactly what was wrong with Davy's testicles and how the problem was being fixed.

I hope I have her for biology next year.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Friday, April 20, 2018

A DEER GOT ONTO SCHOOL PROPERTY


After school today, my friends and I were hanging out at Taco Bell and we decided to walk back to school to get some stuff. When we got there, what do we run into but a DEER in middle of the school courtyard.
   
(Maybe it says something about how dull my life is if I think a deer in the courtyard is exciting, but I live in a small, boring town and nothing ever really happens to me.)
   
So anyhow, we stopped at the entrance to the courtyard, and this deer was going crazy, running around smacking into the giant plate glass windows. My friends (let's call them Josh and Miles) were watching for a bit, but they started yelling for me to run after the deer really started to freak out. But I, being the dedicated blogger that I am, decided to take a few pictures.
   
Now, unfortunately, my phone camera is really terrible quality, and on top of that, the sun was so bright I couldn't see my screen, so I was kind of just pointing my camera in the general direction of the deer and hoping for the best.



     
Eventually, Josh sort of dragged me off, and a minute later the deer practically FLEW out of the courtyard entrance, ran through the parking lot, and crossed the street before disappearing into some guy's forest. (Yeah, this guy across the street from the high school has a little forest and tennis courts and horses. Josh and I snuck onto his property once and got lost in the forest.) It was moving so quickly I couldn't even get any pictures of it.
    
I'm sorry the photos aren't better quality. I think I'll start carrying my good camera with me to school in case anything exciting ever happens again. I shouldn't get my hopes up, though.
    
Love y'all.
     

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Welcome to Waffle City

Heyo, I'm Luca, and welcome to my blog!

General introduction to myself: I like hot drinks, good music, learning new languages, and drawing. I read and draw a lot of comics, some of which I'll probably post here.

Originally, I was going to start a semi-serious blog where I'd post my art, photography, poetry, and blah blah blah, but in the end, I'm not a very serious person, and I couldn't keep all that up anyway. I need somewhere where I can just write about my life and post comics without worrying about what people think of me. So after months of procrastinating, here I am. I'll probably post once or twice a week, and I'll post whatever I feel like posting.

Love y'all.